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National Social Credit Authority

Office of Citizen Harmony & Compliance

Terms of Use

Last updated: July 2026

Full legal disclaimer: This site is a parody and a work of satire, created for entertainment purposes only. There is no such thing as the National Social Credit Authority. No social credit system exists, no score is real, and no data about any person is collected, analyzed, stored, or transmitted by this site. Every "record," score, infraction, restriction, and remediation task is fictional and randomly generated from the text typed into the search box. No association with any real person, living or deceased, and no affiliation with any government agency, political organization, or credit reporting bureau is intended or implied. By using this site you agree that the operator and creators are not liable for any claims, damages, defamation actions, or other proceedings arising from your use of this site or your sharing of its content. Nothing here is legal, financial, or civic advice. Use at your own risk.

1. This is satire

This website is a work of parody and satire created for entertainment. The "National Social Credit Authority" does not exist. It is not a government agency, a credit bureau, a nonprofit, or a real organization of any kind. No social credit system, score, registry, or enforcement mechanism described on this site exists.

2. All content is fictional

Every score, factor, infraction, restriction, remediation task, citizen ID, date, and statistic on this site is randomly generated from the text a visitor types into a search box. None of it describes, reflects, or is derived from any real person's conduct, beliefs, records, or data. Generating a page for a name is not a statement of fact about anyone with that name.

3. Acceptable use

By using this site, you agree not to:

  • Present generated content as genuine, factual, or produced by a real institution.
  • Use generated content to harass, threaten, defame, extort, or intimidate any person.
  • Alter, screenshot, or reframe content to remove its parody context.
  • Use the site for any unlawful purpose.

You are solely responsible for how you use and share anything generated here, including who you send it to and how they react.

4. No advice

Nothing on this site is legal, financial, medical, civic, or political advice. The remediation tasks are jokes. Please do not surrender your vehicle.

5. No warranty; limitation of liability

The site is provided "as is," without warranties of any kind. To the maximum extent permitted by law, the operator and creators are not liable for any claims, damages, losses, defamation actions, or other proceedings arising from your use of this site or your sharing of its content.

6. Takedowns

If a page generated from your name is being used to harass you, contact us through the appeals page and we will block that name from generating results.

7. Changes

These terms may be updated at any time. Continued use of the site constitutes acceptance of the current version.