Office of Citizen Harmony & Compliance
Last updated: July 2026
This website is a parody. Before anything else, the important part: we do not collect, analyze, buy, sell, or store personal information about anyone. There is no social credit system. There is no registry. There is no score.
The name you enter is turned into a URL and used to seed a random number generator in your own browser. Every score, factor, infraction, restriction, and date you see is fiction produced by that generator. The same name always produces the same fictional record because the generator is seeded from the text — not because a record exists anywhere.
Names typed into the search box are not stored on a server, not logged against an identity, and not associated with any real person. The "scan" animation is a timer. Nothing is being scanned.
We use privacy-friendly aggregate analytics to count page views and understand general traffic patterns. This does not identify individual visitors and is not linked to any name entered into the site.
This site does not set advertising or tracking cookies. Task completion state on a results page lives only in your browser tab and disappears when you close it.
This site is intended for adults and is not directed at children under 13.
Questions, takedown requests, or a strongly worded message about your lawn can be sent through the appeals page.